Too much paperwork, I guess.

Haha, long time no blog. I've been busy. Playing Guitar Hero.

So I had this dream last night, and I'm gonna write it here to see if anything grows from it. Basically, my dream starred an older, pudgier Tom Hanks as the quiet but slightly eccentric physics genius, and that pinchy-faced British actor as his good friend and co-researcher. Co-starring some blonde bombshell as their secretary, who happens to be banging pinchy-faced dude. It opens as Hanks wakes up, and discovers that walking through his bedroom door does not lead to the hallway, as it has every time in the past, but instead leads to British dude's bedroom (where the secretary is 'taking dictation'). Tom Hanks realizes - their experiment was a success! They've successfully folded space (sort of like those tesseracts from "A Wrinkle in Time", I guess).

Tom Hanks runs up to the attic, where he's apparantly been building a space ship to house this FTL drive he's invented (or perhaps stolen from the aliens, or the Russians. He wasn't clear). There's a cargo bay with hundreds of those elementary school water fountains and an aquarium full of frozen spiders, that needed to be thawed out. The dream ended with Hanks detailing all of the bureaucracy necessary for the first launch - it couldn't happen on Friday, because the Quality Assurance dude that worked on Friday was annoying, and if something went wrong, they didn't want to be drifting through space with him.

That's it.